Where technology was concerned, my dad liked things that were cheap. He liked things that did what they supposed to do. And he didn’t like being hassled. Anything else, and he’d excommunicate an entire company it forever, even if the quality improved down the road. His victims were marked by derisive nicknames: Internet Exploder; Packard-Hell; America Offline. The man was fiercely stuck in his ways, and his frustrating quirks of consumption became the rule of law for our household growing up.

WOOO CELERON PROCESSOR. From 2002.

PInePhone Community Edition featuring Manjaro Linux. Two variants available: 2GB RAM / 16GB eMMC flash and 3GB RAM / 32GB eMMC flash bundled with a USB-C dock (Convergence Package).