VG
Ребят, повторяю запрос, накидайте пожалуйста шуточек про джаву ибо собираюсь пару талантливых школьников на мероприятии поощрить
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2019 July 23
AG
Ахаха, жаль мы не будем настолько глубоко погружаться, чтобы понимать продукт фактори)
VG
A boy tried to look into a girls shirt, (she was his classmate).
Girl: Be civilized.
Boy: Is it bad?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: No. Members of the same class can access private data
Girl: Be civilized.
Boy: Is it bad?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: No. Members of the same class can access private data
VG
Q: What’s object-oriented way to become wealthy?
A: Inheritance.
A: Inheritance.
VG
//Mr. Compiler, please do not read this.
catch (Ex as Exception)
{
// oh crap, we should do something.
}
catch (Ex as Exception)
{
// oh crap, we should do something.
}
VG
VG
@acyut есть норм такие
AG
Пожалуй, школьники не все поймут)
M
Q: What’s object-oriented way to become wealthy?
A: Inheritance.
A: Inheritance.
Be politician and steal. Spanish way
VG
Be politician and steal. Spanish way
Same as Ukraine
M
Same as Ukraine
And as the whole south europe 😅
VG
Wanna be in England
M
English people are ugly and silly. No thanks
VG
But they have tasty tea
M
No, tasty tea is grown in India. England just steal it
M
In Spain we have tasty wine and food 😏