NL is like Stepford wives or a realm in Westworld. The Dutch are robots, You are living inside a plastic utopia of doctored crime stats, govt stats etc.. The place is perfect on the outside and everyone has a lovely existence. You will hate the place as your inner self adjusts to the plasticity of NL.. Then you will just join the hamster wheel and be eating cheese sandwiches at 12:01pm each day with your 2500 steps taken in your lunch break, eating 1 hot meal a day.. Tuesdays i think the Gementes procedure allows for Stampot and weekends is the best cause you can have Bitterballen with friends. Once all things natural have been extracted from your psyche and you are "adjusted.." You will meet yourself a Dutch man and start having sex 3 x a week at 20:32 every 2nd day. Under 30? You will even have it on weekends. The place is the most liberal country in Europe.. You can purchase your liberal flag from the Gemente gift shop and fill in the multiple freedom forms and be allocated a time slot in the sectioned off freedom area where you will be allowed to wave that freedom flag for the requested allocated time slot. Obviously guarded for your own safety and supervision to ensure you are liberal enough as per the gemente standard on liberalism. It doesnt take long..