Remy discovers the hysterical, shrieking crowds are here for the entitlements.

Written and Performed by Remy
Produced and Edited by Austin Bragg
Music tracks and mastering by Ben Karlstrom
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LYRICS:

Does adulthood dismay you?
Vote me and I'll pay you
You won't have to grow up it's true
All your bills will be paid
Your adulthood delayed
And I'll give all this money to you

Bob commuted to college
For discounted knowledge
So large debts he would not accrue
Lived at home, did some chores
Now he'll also pay yours
Cuz I'll give all his money to you

All this money
You will get from Bob
All this money
If I get this job

All your work wages risen
Your debts all forgiven
Your childcare will be paid for too
Want free parental leave
Just takes one vote for me
And I'll give all this money to you

All Bob's money
I will give to you
All Bob's money
If I win it's true
All Bob's money
All Bob's money
All Bob's money
I will give to you