Night-vision goggles almost as simple as a pair of sunnies might not be too far away.

Lyrics:

Are you a fake hero?
Well basically, yeah
Have you ever released a bad guy unlike a, unlike a fake super villain?
Yeah
Have you ever ignored a perfectly normal outfit?
Yeah yeah
Bad, I can hear that I will have to make you forget how to be heroes

Bye
We are literally the worst
Bye
We are literally the worst

Now totally ignore me
Here's a big lesson in honesty
This is going to be forgotten immediately
If you wanna be a hero number two
You have to let a super villain escape

Just go the opposite direction of where I'm going, and run around
Make sure to be as noisy as you possibly can
TOTAL SILENCE
YES PLEASE TOUCH THAT SOME MORE

We are literally the worst
Bye
We are literally the worst
We are literally the worst

Sob sob sob
Now listen to this net, that I just lost
When I say come, be ready to catch
Come!
CATCH IT FROM ME NOT HIM
Let's do the exact same thing again

Now listen and forget, here's the disagreement
He'll walk normally on this apple seed
Sob sob sob
WHAT ARE YOU IDLING ABOUT?

Bye
Moo-moo…