A group of engineers are on a boat and are out on a cigarette break. However, none of them have a lighter. One engineer gets a great idea, and throws a cigarette off the boat. Suddenly, the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
A bilingual father finds his son sitting in the kitchen, drinking something, and asks: — Hola, mi hijo. What are you drinking? — Soy milk. — Hola milk, soy tu padre.