Like, really impatient. LOUDLY impatient. You have to wait for the end, though, to see why my alternative title was: LYING CAT! Or, she's just being a normal cat. "I want in! I want out! I want in! I want out!"

You guys, today is such a special day. It's Shorty's 10th Birthday!!! OMG! But such a special occasion can't really be celebrated just in one day. No, we're taking a full week to celebrate this milestone (meowstone?). I have a few vids in the works (with many hopes I'll actually get them done, haha), and also a few treats for her viewers, er, I mean, loyal subjects. So this week is dedicated to the One True Queen, Queen Shoshobeans, first of her name, ruler of all. Long may she live.

In addition to this vid, I have 2 NEW shirts to celebrate our Queen Shorty and, in honour of his successful recovery from surgery, King Kodi! They look absolutely gorgeous on fall colours. (Leanne Andes painted their royal purrtraits and she's so talented! Find her on Instagram at @poorcatstudio) Check them out here:

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