Thank you for shopping with our demo bot. We hope you like your new time machine!
1. If your time machine was not delivered on time, please rethink your concept of time and try again.
2. If you find that your time machine is not working, kindly contact our future service workshops on Trappist-1e. They will be accessible anywhere between May 2075 and November 4000 C.E.
3. If you would like a refund, kindly apply for one yesterday and we will have sent it to you immediately.